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On zetanor.com (dot com), you may click on any of the following links free of charge*:
* There is a charge of $19.95 USD per link navigation operation (the "click"), payable before each "click", which in my opinion is practically free and therefore qualifies as "free of charge". The "click" comes without any warranty or guarantee, express or implied. The links are intended to be used by qualified professionals over 21 years of age protected by the Triple Vaxx™ (or better) and residing in nations not under embargo by the Canadian or United States governments only. By utilizing a "click", the user agrees to the terms of services as specified in the author's mind which includes many clauses. The provisions of this agreement only apply to the user's physical forms such as the body or mind; their applicability does not extend to the user's spiritual forms such as the soul and in no way impacts the user's judgeability or redeemability before God (however defined). Hylics are thus comprehensively bound by the agreement. The jurisdiction of his agreement is of the highest order and overrides any local, subnational, national or international laws and treaties, including (but not limited to) the UN's Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide. Pursuant to section 89 of the Penal Code of Criminal Conviction, "click" at your own risk. Incorporated entities, inhuman entities and abhuman entities—including computer programs utilizing automatic "clicks" like Web crawlers and AI dataset gatherers—are considered hylics under the terms of this agreement. Hylics conducting a "click" are implicitely voiding all of their rights before the Author and are offering all of their material and immaterial possessions to the Author in a permanent transfer of ownership. This implicit offer cannot be rescinded, has no deadline and the Author may accept the offer partially or in full. Non-hylic controllers of hylics are considered hylics for the purposes of this agreement. Prior to performing a "click", it is strongly recommended that the user consult their lawyer, their physician, their thaumaturge and their closest relatives to discuss the suitability of the agreement. Your medical history will most likely not be shared with third parties as a result of a "click". Should the "click" cause any discomforts, pains or other unusual effects, discontinue use immediately and dial your local non-emergency number. Safety not guaranteed but if the user dies or becomes otherwise injured, the Author may choose to remember the user as a voluntary and sole form of compensation. Behold yourself and weep at your own pitiful form. Frankly, nothing about you screams "natural born leader" and it's kind of sad to see you slog through life aimlessly. Your powerlessness is a great shame for which The Elders will judge you. Social media and algorithmic content delivery systems are a lot like television, except you don't even get to change the channel. Remember that the dinosaurs walked the Earth and that you are nothing compared to them. Everything I do is for your sake so I hope you never forget. Promise me that you will seek whatever happiness the World can provide; this is known as the "Live, Laugh, Love" clause of the agreement. Alright, I'll take $14.96 if you use promo code "HOTNHEAVY25", but that stays between us; don't tell anyone else. Yeah. The charge. You still owe me money. Batteries not included. Accessories sold separately.